joi, 15 martie 2012

smart answers

(de prin mail-uri adunate)

Principal: Are you chewing gum?
Student: No, I am human being.

Wife: We are having mother for dinner tonight.
Husband: Make sure she is well cooked.

Father: Shameful results. Do you always get such low marks?
Son: No, only when I give exams.

Guest: Will these stairs take me to the second floor?
Boy: No, you'll have to walk as well.

Girl: I have changed my mind.
Boy: Thank God! Does the new one work?

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